Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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