Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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