Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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