are you so shy because you have an std?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
BRING THE BAGELS
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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