it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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