What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
