there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.