i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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