lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Damn victory sex feels great
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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