ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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