you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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