I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You need a sexual gate keeper
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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