I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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