btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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