My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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