you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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