Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I need a beard to bite.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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