you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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