What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
