I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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