no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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