i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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