You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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