Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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