My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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