Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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