can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
