that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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