Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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