Pappa wants mamma naked
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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