Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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