i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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