I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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