I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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