i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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