Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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