Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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