You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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