I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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