he wants to bone in the snuggie
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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