were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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