in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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