..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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