I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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