This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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