think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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