Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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