yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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