even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Boobs are out for the taking
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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