Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Randomize
