it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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