But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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