He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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